Greens!

Some people don’t like greens- but that’s usually because they’ve had greens that are either (1) cooked into a mush or (2) undercooked, and therefore tough and bitter. Here is how to easily cook your big leafy greens so that they are well cooked, not mushy, and delicious

Ingredients:

· 1 bunch of Greens (can be collard, mustard, kale, turnip, beet, chard, etc. all are delicious)

· 1 large onion or 2 medium onions

· garlic cloves, chopped (2-8, depending on your taste)

· olive oil

· 2 tsp salt (kosher or coarse sea salt, preferably not table salt).

Directions

· utensils:

o use a pot or pan with as much surface area on the bottom as possible. Pan should be stainless steel or cast iron (NOT non-stick/Teflon- unless that’s all you have). Pan MUST have a lid. my favorite is the glass lid chicken fryer (image on the right):

· chop the onions

o chop into slivers or dice it into cubes (around ½ inch cubes work- doesn’t have to be super fine, but bigger pieces take a lot longer to cook)

· sautee the onions till translucent

o heat about 3 tbsp of olive oil in the pan. When the oil sizzles when you splash a drop of water into it, add the onions

· wash and chop greens while onions cook

o greens can be be very sandy- so they need to be washed well. Some methods include:

§ running each leaf under a stream of water

§ filling your sink with water and letting them soak so that the sand falls to the bottom

§ if you're using a textured green like Kale, then make sure all the sand is gone from the harder to wash textured parts of the leaves

o chop leaves in a checkerboard pattern- cut them vertically and then horizontally so you have manageable sized pieces. Chop stems into small pieces.

· add greens to the onions, add 1/3 c water, 2 tsp kosher salt. stir and place lid on

o greens are very tough, so allowing them to steam for a while softens them and reduces your cooking time.

o The salt sucks some of the moisture out of the greens and allows them to soften further

· when greens have shrunk significantly, open the lid and stir. Add another splash of olive oil (approx 2-3 tbsp) and stir more.

· At this point your goal is to cook the greens to that they are almost brown without burning them.

o if you kept steaming them, they would turn into unpleasant green mush. So now you want to sauté them to make them a bit crispy and full of texture.

o this requires frequent stirring so that all pieces get time on the bottom of the pan, and adding another splash of olive oil while cooking, and possibly some more salt to your taste

· When the greens start to brown, add the garlic and another splash of olive oil and stir.

· When finished, your greens should be:

o A very very dark shade of green

o Smell very fragrant (garlic, and onions and olive oil- yum!)

o Be very very well cooked. Its hard to overcook greens once you stop steaming them, so keep them on the stove top for as long as possible until they are to your liking!